*NEW* Raid Event - Lethal: Chained Spirit / Event rare: Gyro Destroyer

same here. I just wait for one bar regen and allout the meatbags and not spend any mags at all
the points they give is ok but not worth loosing can for.

Tell that to Carnel.

That guy is JMVPing these meatbags for me using full-auto.

I think I need to tell him that he's going above and beyond his ally duties.

lol I noticed that too haha may be he just doesn't want to sit behind "naughtybum" lol

Well with the number of ally points we've accrued, he won't have to worry about that.

damn! forgot all about that, I haven't looked at that screen for a while now.

but I think naughtybum might be running with the thai guys so he might have loads of points too

I hate to burst your bubble Ryback, but there is a pro wrestler with that name who is very very popular right now, so chances are these other screennames are referring to him.

Who is this guy and how long has this been going on for?! Actually, if you put a mohawk on him, he kinda would look like Mista Fista, lol.

:sigh:

And now I'm gonna have to change my name.

Thats that wrasslin stuff

Change your name to uncle fista lol

I may have to. I don't want to be a pro wrestler.

One day, years ago, when Hulk Hogan was still wrestling, I stopped over at my friends house and his dad was flipping through the channels in their living room. He stopped on a channel that had Hulk Hogan wrestling some other dude, can't remember who, but this guy takes a folding chair and hits Hogan in the small of the back and Hogan starts dancing around, trying to grope where he got hit. Now, my buddy is black and his dad is your typical baritone-voiced, no-nonsense kinda guy who tells you when you're 12 to go out and get a job because that's what he did when he was 12.

Well, he takes one look at Hogan dancing around like that, purses his lips together and starts shaking his head before saying in that calm, deep voice, with just an edge of disgust and disdain to it, "Look at him. A grown man." Then he changed the channel again.

I don't know why, but that was the first time in my life I ever had to take a knee from laughing so hard. I think it was because he really wasn't trying to be funny, but meant every word.

I love moments like that when they happen in life.

lmao yes absolutely

That is awesome. But I will say this...when you see Andre the Giant in the Princess Bride, all is good in the world.

damn!! the game won't let me play lol
looks like no SRB for me

Well frack me. I just got a 2star discharge in a pact 15hrs before event end ffs. I may just merge it into a fugbug to show my displeasure lol

^^ rofl

This seemed like such a long event . Prolly just too excited for tower.

This seemed like such a long event . Prolly just too excited for tower.

I did state before that I had a good feeling about this event and the rewards are pants. So on that basis I have a really bad feeling about the tower rewards.
x's fingers for new golem

Excited? lol you have no idea man. My wife loves it though cause it gets me all happy with something to look forward too. I think i bored her so much with it that she hasn't been playing but doesn't care how much i play.

On another note new meds have me barely sleeping at all. Perfect time for tower i'd say lol

Dude i dont care if the lethal for tower is a bearded lunch lady with a tater tot gun. I'm on it like a fat kid and a cupcake.

These proc rates are bull$hit. The past 3 SRB's I've fought I've had one 1 out of 6 and two 2 out of 6 buffs. The chances of that happening are so stupidly improbable.

^^ ouch

Okay so i'm guessing keymasters eell fast for 1 ps and 1 be eh??? Wow that is really really good to know lol

It is near impossible for me to bite my nails but i am chowing away.... Come on tower.

You guys that do good at srb either a+ on your squad or a+ on your ac count lol

LOL. Now I just got 6 out of 6 buffs and no one proc'd. I did 7 mil damage, the lowest amount of damage I think I've ever done on full auto.

The code of this game is so rigged against players it's ridiculous. There has to be something in it that takes your team, calculates its maximum damage output and then finds different ways to make sure it only allows it to happen once every 50 turns.

Nobody buffs means everybody procs to attack; Everybody buffs means nobody procs to attack, etc.

It's so infuriating when you know how much damage your squad can do, but they won't let you do it. I notice the savage teams aren't having any problems though.  

^ Thats me right there. All day yesterday all buffs and no procs.

Yeah man the only way to stomp srb, without savages is to bring the best squad. Well all the best squads are either buff or proc dependent in a big way. I noticed my avg damage was probably higher in the last srb BUT my overall damage and the points that come with it are much higher.

It pretty much concludes the risk is worth it....now just have to hope proc rate is high cause thats gonna factor into just how much better that rank and those points are.

Awesome, now I'm getting network error. I fought an SRB that I could've MVP'd and it network errored on me half way through the fight. When I hit retry, it said "VICTORY" (didn't even finish the fight) and then promptly gave me 7500 points.

I guess Dakota is just telling me not to even bother finishing the fight because I won't be doing any real damage, lol.

lol man I think you did well enough but thats only my opinion

I know. I'm pretty sure I'll get 2 L's this time, but what I'm really more interested in is seeing how much damage my squad can do.

I know it could cash out a Level 50 SRB, but until it happens I'm not gonna be satisfied, lol.

There's gotta be a way to live-update the health meter of SRB.

I double all-outed one, as the meter indicated if my squad lived up to potential I could MVP.

Entered the battle and the tiny amount of red left on the health meter made me want to punch a baby koala.

I was taking out those little one chevron lvl 30's and lvl 40's with ease and was like wow this is no sweat, forgetting thats just the warm up.

The level 100 full chevron with 764,738,859,273,854,847 hp wasn't even a fight. It was like we thumb wrestled or played rock paper scissors or some shit lol

sphynx187 wrote:

There's gotta be a way to live-update the health meter of SRB.

I double all-outed one, as the meter indicated if my squad lived up to potential I could MVP.

Entered the battle and the tiny amount of red left on the health meter made me want to punch a baby koala.

Been there, done that.

I can't believe I'm internally raging out so much over a mobile phone game, but seriously, the probability of the buffs they are giving me just shouldn't be happening.

Which means there not even using lube and no cab fare for you.

Thats why i'm a farmer during srb and pvp. I would be losing my mind

iirybackii wrote:

sphynx187 wrote:

There's gotta be a way to live-update the health meter of SRB.

I double all-outed one, as the meter indicated if my squad lived up to potential I could MVP.

Entered the battle and the tiny amount of red left on the health meter made me want to punch a baby koala.

Been there, done that.

I can't believe I'm internally raging out so much over a mobile phone game, but seriously, the probability of the buffs they are giving me just shouldn't be happening.

I see the impossible almost every single fight. I have 2 blues, killclause, 2 big rigs, .... almost everyone in my squad has a buff of some type.... I dont think they have EVER all buffed together. Also when I do seem to get a round where most the buffs go out then the damage procs disappear.

All part of the grand design...to pry our ammo cans and mags from us, that is.

^^^^^^ If they would just drop some killer event Ls/rares people would spend money trying to do well but when its one good L for every 3-4 events it gives way to much time for people to farm so they just dont make any money. Someone paid too much attention to all the whining people were doing about their old mercs being outdated and not strong enough.

Hell they even made a V2 for marcus just so he wouldnt be too weak?????? Pretty sure Bring The Rain was a 3 shot nuke even when his stats were just in the 10-11s

At you collecting Santa's because you have some inside word on a v2

Everybody's waiting for the Christmas "Kill Klaus V2: return of the bad@$$ motherf*cker" event.

I think I'm gonna stop for this event. I keep getting strings of 1 and 2 buffs and I'm not gonna waste 3 cans on trying to MVP an SRB when I know I can do it with one.

The event felt like it stopped days ago for me. Visions of gatekeepers dancing in my head lol

I was wondering how much events point was shared between the "L hunters" team. Probably 7-10 mil event ally points. Good enough for a single L !!!

You're in the right ballpark, dokesh.  

Ya ive already started my attempt at collecting santas. Only one so far ...... And yea im guessing he will come out again in a V2 at christmas. Hoping if i have 2 by then i can evo him before the event even gets going. Would be cool to have imo

My wife is still looking for the paindeer v1.... I went and found the full one but nope she wants the little red nose one lol

aceslifebegins wrote:

My wife is still looking for the paindeer v1.... I went and found the full one but nope she wants the little red nose one lol

Lol.

Yes i know lol